ALL the Homework

I have 2 essays to write. I am currently about 1/4 done with each of them. I have about 150 pages of an 18th century British novel called Joseph Andrews to read. I also need to make a dent in Midsummer Night's Dream, Richard III, Othello, and the Jew of Malta (these are all plays, in case you didn't know). And I need to memorize 2 speeches from Hamlet. It is 11:50pm on Sunday night and I have to finish all of this before my 11:00am class tomorrow morning. FUCK IT, I'm going to explore Tumblr and get up to other assorted interweb shenanigans. I like watching the sunrise anyway.