Slacking

I'm supposed to post a response to the reading for my 3:35 class, but I despise the book. FUCK IT, only 9 out of 17 people in my class posted anyway.

Tutoring

The person I'm tutoring cancelled yet again, so I now have an extra hour and a half on my hands to do work. FUCK IT, time to melt my brain on facebook.

Good ideas

Rachel may die tomorrow night if we drop her but FUCK IT, art is more important than life!











/sarcasm/

Me gusta sleep

Five books to read for two separate conferences? An Emily Dickinson poem to memorize? Laundry that needs to be done? FUCK IT, I'm going to take a nap. Holla.

Being sensible is for losers

I'm supposed to read two books by tomorrow--scratch that, today--and class starts at 9:30 a.m. FUCK IT, I'm going to watch more videos of Broadway performances.

Bottling Up Emotions FTW

I should really just be honest about my feelings, but FUCK IT. I'm going to be passive aggressive. Because that's healthy.

ALL the Homework

I have 2 essays to write. I am currently about 1/4 done with each of them. I have about 150 pages of an 18th century British novel called Joseph Andrews to read. I also need to make a dent in Midsummer Night's Dream, Richard III, Othello, and the Jew of Malta (these are all plays, in case you didn't know). And I need to memorize 2 speeches from Hamlet. It is 11:50pm on Sunday night and I have to finish all of this before my 11:00am class tomorrow morning. FUCK IT, I'm going to explore Tumblr and get up to other assorted interweb shenanigans. I like watching the sunrise anyway.

Flash player games

We should be doing work. FUCK IT, it's time to be a shopping cart hero.

Sleep Not Required

I should probably sleep at some point, but after the stress of dealing with the drunk bitches all evening I simply can't calm down enough to shut my eyes. So, FUCK IT! I'm going to sit on this sofa and read random internet shit.

Modesty

I try to be a classy person. But FUCK IT, time for Rock, Paper, Strip!

Unscheduled Time

Unscheduled time should be a time to do work and eat healthy food. FUCK IT, time to eat junk food and join the circus.

Even more work

There are even more things that I have to do than I thought. FUCK IT, it's BLT time.

Travel

I'm going to be on a bus for the next 5 hours and 20 minutes, and I brought books for conference work. FUCK IT, I'm going to listen to music the entire time.

-Maria

I Hate My Mother

Been fighting with my mother over the phone all week. I'm currently pretending she won the argument. But FUCK IT, I'm proceeding with planning my spring trip to Europe and Africa behind her back.

Music time

I have two conferences tomorrow that I need to do more work for. FUCK IT, I'm going to go listen to music for the next five hours.

In sickness

I'm nothing more than a shambling zombie at this point, but FUCK IT! Poetry will cure all ills, right?

Damn You Technology

Technology is out to get me. First the internet crashes, now my computer freezes repeatedly, and my iPad battery dies. FUCK IT! I'm going to become a luddite.

Wrong Version

Found out today that the bookstore sold me the wrong version of my philosophy text. I should probably go buy the right version but FUCK IT! I don't want to spend the money.

Health food

The amount of chocolate I'm eating today is definitely unhealthy, but FUCK IT, I'm hungry and it's motivating me to continue my tedious transcription work.

The conference that wasn't

I tried to look nice today but since I ended up running around campus for an hour, speed-eating and trying to go to a conference that didn't end up happening, FUCK IT! Classy work attire: tank top, shorts, and sandals.

Fuck It

I tried going to sleep early, but now I'm up at 3:30am. FUCK IT. I'm eating the pasta I stole from Bates.

Lucky Charms

I know stealing is wrong, but FUCK IT. Lucky Charms are delicious.

Interviews

I'm supposed to interview someone for a six-page paper due in two days, but I'm hungry. FUCK IT. Sandwich time at Bates.

Priorities

I have a midterm paper due on Wednesday, 170 pages of reading, and family stories to collect. FUCK IT. I'm watching Moulin Rouge.

FUCK IT

I only have $98 in meal money for the rest of the year on my OneCard. But I really want a chicken quesadilla. FUCK IT. Goin' to the Pub.

-Connor

FUCK IT

I shouldn't eat Bates pizza. FUCK IT, everything else in here sucks.

-Connor

Fuck It

Keeping our RA up in his own room. He needs to wake up and nine tomorrow, but FUCK IT. We are busy telling racist jokes and shit-talking our dons.

-Connor

This is where I would put all my fucks...

...if I gave any.

This is the new space for all the fucks we don't give.

Welcome.