I was going to post on the Fuck-it

....but FUCK IT

I could go to class...

...since I technically have an hour left, but FUCK IT, I'm going to sleep and write my paper for my other class.

This paper isn't writing itself

...but FUCK IT, it'll get done......EVENTUALLYYYYYY!

Poetry

I should probably have started reading the novel for Spanish class this week a few days ago, but FUCK IT, I'm going to be winging it.

Loud Mimery

I'm supposed to be writing a 5-page paper for tomorrow and a 10-page paper for Tuesday. Fuck it; I'm going to eat soggy cereal and make fun of Nathan's shirt.

Indulging Myself

I've only been working for about 20 minutes but FUCK IT--I totally deserve a break.

Even more conference week

Should be writing two. FUCK IT, time to shout Yellowcard songs with my roommates. Fuck yeah.

Conference week

I have a ton of conference work to do. FUCK IT, time to procrastinate!

ALL the Holiday Spirit

I should either be sleeping or doing conference work. FUCK IT: Christmas music.

EVERYTHING

It's Monday at 10:55 am. I have class in ten minutes, but because I have absolutely no time to do anything (why am I wasting time writing?!) I had to do laundry now. In 2 minutes I'm going to transfer my 2 loads into the dryer and be late to class. FUCK IT honey badger don't give a shit.

I have 2 essays due basically tonight. One is pretty much done but the other one needs 2 more paragraphs. I have no time to do this because of an overly inept director and 5 hour rehearsals. FUCK IT I"M NOT EATING TODAY --> NO TIME.

Laundry done. More ranting to do. So much more ranting needed. Fuck it.

Bad acting

Today's my day off, when I'm supposed to be doing work, but FUCK IT, I'm going to watch horrible acting on YouTube.

Early

I woke up at 9:30 because I thought I had rehearsal at 10. Turns out I could have slept in for another two hours, but FUCK IT, I'm awake now so it's time to eat candy.

Procrastination to the max

I have to write 2 essays due in two weeks. But FUCK IT I want to watch my zombie television shows.

I need to watch 2 movies for my conference paper but FUCK IT I want to watch my zombie television shows.

I also have to read a 200-page book by tomorrow, but FUCK IT that book sucks.

Book

I have a book to finish in the next hour and a conference that will take up half an hour of that time, but FUCK IT, I'm going to be a bum in the library.

On teh interwebz

"Despite many breakthroughs in art, architecture and philosophy, shit was still pretty real in Renaissance Europe. Even if you managed to survive your infancy, dodge the Black Plague, famine and the general hazards of going through life with your neighbor's feces getting dumped into your drinking water, you'd still probably be dead by age 35. It's no wonder so many Renaissance artists said, "Fuck it" and just painted Jesus and his mom."

From: 7 Mind-Blowing Easter Eggs Hidden in Famous Works of Art | Cracked.com http://www.cracked.com/article_18386_7-mind-blowing-easter-eggs-hidden-in-famous-works-art.html#ixzz1csNfH0iB

Legal Adult

I turn 18 in half an hour. I live very close to New York City, and I should probably be taking advantage of this to go do something really awesome for midnight. FUCK IT, I'd honestly rather lay down and go to sleep. My bed is very warm and comfy :)

Slacking

I'm supposed to post a response to the reading for my 3:35 class, but I despise the book. FUCK IT, only 9 out of 17 people in my class posted anyway.

Tutoring

The person I'm tutoring cancelled yet again, so I now have an extra hour and a half on my hands to do work. FUCK IT, time to melt my brain on facebook.

Good ideas

Rachel may die tomorrow night if we drop her but FUCK IT, art is more important than life!











/sarcasm/

Me gusta sleep

Five books to read for two separate conferences? An Emily Dickinson poem to memorize? Laundry that needs to be done? FUCK IT, I'm going to take a nap. Holla.

Being sensible is for losers

I'm supposed to read two books by tomorrow--scratch that, today--and class starts at 9:30 a.m. FUCK IT, I'm going to watch more videos of Broadway performances.

Bottling Up Emotions FTW

I should really just be honest about my feelings, but FUCK IT. I'm going to be passive aggressive. Because that's healthy.

ALL the Homework

I have 2 essays to write. I am currently about 1/4 done with each of them. I have about 150 pages of an 18th century British novel called Joseph Andrews to read. I also need to make a dent in Midsummer Night's Dream, Richard III, Othello, and the Jew of Malta (these are all plays, in case you didn't know). And I need to memorize 2 speeches from Hamlet. It is 11:50pm on Sunday night and I have to finish all of this before my 11:00am class tomorrow morning. FUCK IT, I'm going to explore Tumblr and get up to other assorted interweb shenanigans. I like watching the sunrise anyway.

Flash player games

We should be doing work. FUCK IT, it's time to be a shopping cart hero.

Sleep Not Required

I should probably sleep at some point, but after the stress of dealing with the drunk bitches all evening I simply can't calm down enough to shut my eyes. So, FUCK IT! I'm going to sit on this sofa and read random internet shit.

Modesty

I try to be a classy person. But FUCK IT, time for Rock, Paper, Strip!

Unscheduled Time

Unscheduled time should be a time to do work and eat healthy food. FUCK IT, time to eat junk food and join the circus.

Even more work

There are even more things that I have to do than I thought. FUCK IT, it's BLT time.

Travel

I'm going to be on a bus for the next 5 hours and 20 minutes, and I brought books for conference work. FUCK IT, I'm going to listen to music the entire time.

-Maria

I Hate My Mother

Been fighting with my mother over the phone all week. I'm currently pretending she won the argument. But FUCK IT, I'm proceeding with planning my spring trip to Europe and Africa behind her back.

Music time

I have two conferences tomorrow that I need to do more work for. FUCK IT, I'm going to go listen to music for the next five hours.

In sickness

I'm nothing more than a shambling zombie at this point, but FUCK IT! Poetry will cure all ills, right?

Damn You Technology

Technology is out to get me. First the internet crashes, now my computer freezes repeatedly, and my iPad battery dies. FUCK IT! I'm going to become a luddite.

Wrong Version

Found out today that the bookstore sold me the wrong version of my philosophy text. I should probably go buy the right version but FUCK IT! I don't want to spend the money.

Health food

The amount of chocolate I'm eating today is definitely unhealthy, but FUCK IT, I'm hungry and it's motivating me to continue my tedious transcription work.

The conference that wasn't

I tried to look nice today but since I ended up running around campus for an hour, speed-eating and trying to go to a conference that didn't end up happening, FUCK IT! Classy work attire: tank top, shorts, and sandals.

Fuck It

I tried going to sleep early, but now I'm up at 3:30am. FUCK IT. I'm eating the pasta I stole from Bates.

Lucky Charms

I know stealing is wrong, but FUCK IT. Lucky Charms are delicious.

Interviews

I'm supposed to interview someone for a six-page paper due in two days, but I'm hungry. FUCK IT. Sandwich time at Bates.

Priorities

I have a midterm paper due on Wednesday, 170 pages of reading, and family stories to collect. FUCK IT. I'm watching Moulin Rouge.

FUCK IT

I only have $98 in meal money for the rest of the year on my OneCard. But I really want a chicken quesadilla. FUCK IT. Goin' to the Pub.

-Connor

FUCK IT

I shouldn't eat Bates pizza. FUCK IT, everything else in here sucks.

-Connor

Fuck It

Keeping our RA up in his own room. He needs to wake up and nine tomorrow, but FUCK IT. We are busy telling racist jokes and shit-talking our dons.

-Connor

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...if I gave any.

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