EVERYTHING

It's Monday at 10:55 am. I have class in ten minutes, but because I have absolutely no time to do anything (why am I wasting time writing?!) I had to do laundry now. In 2 minutes I'm going to transfer my 2 loads into the dryer and be late to class. FUCK IT honey badger don't give a shit.

I have 2 essays due basically tonight. One is pretty much done but the other one needs 2 more paragraphs. I have no time to do this because of an overly inept director and 5 hour rehearsals. FUCK IT I"M NOT EATING TODAY --> NO TIME.

Laundry done. More ranting to do. So much more ranting needed. Fuck it.

Bad acting

Today's my day off, when I'm supposed to be doing work, but FUCK IT, I'm going to watch horrible acting on YouTube.

Early

I woke up at 9:30 because I thought I had rehearsal at 10. Turns out I could have slept in for another two hours, but FUCK IT, I'm awake now so it's time to eat candy.

Procrastination to the max

I have to write 2 essays due in two weeks. But FUCK IT I want to watch my zombie television shows.

I need to watch 2 movies for my conference paper but FUCK IT I want to watch my zombie television shows.

I also have to read a 200-page book by tomorrow, but FUCK IT that book sucks.

Book

I have a book to finish in the next hour and a conference that will take up half an hour of that time, but FUCK IT, I'm going to be a bum in the library.

On teh interwebz

"Despite many breakthroughs in art, architecture and philosophy, shit was still pretty real in Renaissance Europe. Even if you managed to survive your infancy, dodge the Black Plague, famine and the general hazards of going through life with your neighbor's feces getting dumped into your drinking water, you'd still probably be dead by age 35. It's no wonder so many Renaissance artists said, "Fuck it" and just painted Jesus and his mom."

From: 7 Mind-Blowing Easter Eggs Hidden in Famous Works of Art | Cracked.com http://www.cracked.com/article_18386_7-mind-blowing-easter-eggs-hidden-in-famous-works-art.html#ixzz1csNfH0iB

Legal Adult

I turn 18 in half an hour. I live very close to New York City, and I should probably be taking advantage of this to go do something really awesome for midnight. FUCK IT, I'd honestly rather lay down and go to sleep. My bed is very warm and comfy :)